If you don't know what famous old man says that, then a pity cookie for you. I GOT BLACK AND WHITE TO WORK!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! THEY CALL ME "MR. 21st CENTURY JESUS!". I freakin worked my ass off for like 3 days straight, and the end result is I'm finally able to play the critically acclaimed game! Bite me! But enough self-praise, I'm only about half-way through my problems. It turns out it was the sound card that was crashing my system, so I just need to overclock that. Granted, I never pay too much mind to soundcards so I'll just look for the bare minimum. BUT YAY FOR ME! *does the victory dance!* Fatality bizzitches!
Good-bye............ time to throw villagers!
EDIT: ATARI EMAILED ME BACK!!!! It didn't sound totally like a computer generated response, so I wrote back a nice email saying "Thanks for replying back at least". Apparently, there was some bullshit goin on up at the main base and some other crap happened. I'm really not all that interested in their endeavors, just want my game unblocked. It's one small step for me, one giant leap for... still me mofo's!