So Prom was yesterday night. Had me a cane (confiscated at the door), monocle (didn't fit too well) and top-hat (which melted on the inside) to go with my tux. I honestly don't think I looked half bad. My date and I went with a group of friends who got a limo. We got stuck in the back, though it wasn't that bad. Guess who had total control over the radio? If you guessed me, then you're totally wrong, though I did flip to a different station every couple of minutes (take that you damn, dirty rap gangsters...). When we got to the prom place, they did the pat-down inspection to make sure I wasn't "armed and dangerous". Fun fact: knife in my sock. Oh, that silly security. They had a 2 hour buffet over there, but man... Dark-Key, you would be totally pissed off at these people. The chicken and beef was too dry, and the best thing their in my opinion was the taters. Mmmm... taters. The music they played was good for about 3 songs (Go MC Hammerpants!), but then it all just crap rap. Lol, I rhymed. Anyways, it's not all gripe. The prom was actually really fun, got to see a bunch of friends that I hadn't seen in a real long time. When it was over, I had to wait an extra ten minutes to get my cane back from those damn dirty apes. We drove back to my house so I could get the tux off (it was literally chokin me to death man), and then went to my friend's house. At around 4:00 am, we got hungry and decided to go to Denny's. We drove around for about a half-hour looking for one that was open, or any other place for that matter. We ate, we drank, we were merry. I dropped three of my accompanying hombres off, then I headed home at like 5:00 in the mornin singing to Reel Big Phish. Then some jerkwad thought it would be funny to start talking as loud as possible on his cell phone at like 10:00. lololol not friggin hilarious at all. I'm literally runnin on empty. Oh well, it was a fun night/morning.
EDIT: By the way, Korgoth of Barbaria rocks. Totally. Like supaa totally. Watch it.
EDIT2: Happy Satan day (ignore that 2 in the 2006). Speaking of the devil, these people at El Camino College are freakin demons. Been on hold for ten minutes already, I doubt they're that damn busy...
same thing though.
Also top hat and monocle and cane? You legend.
Hell yes.
Your pimp stick woulda been worth a thrashing!...or not... ;D