...ya damn monkeys. So my girlfriend, her friend, my friend and I all go to this dude's party. I have some Fat Weasel and Asahi brand booze stashed in the trunk, we're good to go. At 11:50 pm, we all decide to go to my friend's house. He was our DD, so I proceded to give him the keys... which I later found out were hidden in my trunk when I was gettin out the happy juice. I cuss obscenely into the air, pissed off at myself for lockin my own keys in my car. Oiy. So I crash at my friend's place at around 4:00, and this afternoon (around 1-ish is when I woke up), my dad takes me to my car, as it turns out he has a spare key. He pops open the trunk, and discovers about 6 or so more beers in there (I coulda sworn that we cleaned it out). He gives me "the talk", and I go home and have curry. How was your New Year's?
Oh yeah, and I had to throw out those shoes. Man, this new pair is much harder to draw!
Guess what law just went into effect? Any driver who is not 18 or over cannot have any person under 21 in the car without an adult, and is not allowed to drive after 11 pm. Well super. I had another 2 months left before I could legally give rides to my friends. Our wonderful congressman think they know exactly what the minds of my generation are thinkin, and know what's best. I mean, they must right? They certainly know exactly what we fuckin need, since we're too goddamn stupid to think for ourselves! The obviously grew up in our time, and know just what we need to get on the right track. Pricks. Unless it applies to new forms of technology, laws like these are rendered useless. I might as well move to some communist country with the way the US is goin now. Shit, totalitarian is pretty friggin close to our new laws. So please, senators and political sodomists, please limit my rights and freedoms some more. Just remember who's gonna be able to fuckin vote soon, shit-mongers. Damn these people piss me off. Sooner these codgers croak the better. Bye.