I'll spin you a story of the past two weeks. So a couple wednesdays/thursdays back, I was doin a defrag on the ol compy. It so happens that a file on my data drive (that's the one without all the programs, for you city folk) had a corrupt file on there. That, in turn, corruped the whole drive. It was UNUSABLE. So I thought "Oh well, I'll fix that later and then everything will be peachy keen. Lemme just pry this drive outta har..." Then I got the cables mixed up. So I was TOTALLY without a computer.

I gave it to my dad's friend on the 8th or so, and in the meantime bided my time. I questioned life, liberty, and my lack of pie. Once the pie was bought (Dutch apple ftw), I realized that my day was over nine thousaaaaaaand times longer than it usually is. I noticed that I needed something to do (y'know, besides the homeWARK that I should be working on). I decided to purchase a new game.

I, as have all of you, have seen the gratuitous amount of Sly Cooper smut on the internet and pretty much vomited in my mouth. Twice. But finally, I buckled up and decided to get the first two games. OH THE WASTED YEARS! I see the folly of my actions in dismissing it as nothing but furry propaganda. It is by far the most fun game I've played since God of War II (which was orgasmic, mind you). I saw where the fanbase sprung up, as the game is nothing short of delightful in every way possible. The second game is just as awesome. I beat the first one shortly, and am still in the process of beating that second one.

With that done, my thoughts turned to creativity: Why not make a comic about this? A grand comic I shall make indeed! I'm already five pages into it, and am pulling all the stops to make sure the last words out of my mouth aren't "LOL ANATOMY WUT'S THAT?" Of course, you know my content: If it's not a mutated monstrosity, sin against God, then it's gotta have bewbz. It's what I do, and this is no exception. I'll post up some of the scrap pages for viewing later, as I want this to look AWESOME out the ASS.

And now brings us to the end of this epic tale. I was able to recover at least 100 gigs or my stuff, though now there's a dilemma: The backed up files didn't get names. They are all FILE01, FILE02, etc. Remember all that pr0n, music, and other crap I had? Oh yeah. This is gonna be fun. Fun like a trainwreck in slow motion in my face.

TRY NOT TO DIE. THE NEW AMP'D MOBILE IS HAR.

Edit: I've compiled a list of shit I need to decipher. Looky har:
1.GIF: 423 files, 0% complete
2.RAR: 258 files, 0% complete
3.BMP: 2846 files, 0% complete (FUCK)
4.JPG: 9077 files, 28% complete
5.PSD: 399 files, 0% complete
6.ZIP: 541 files, 0% complete
7. MP3: 1733 files, 0% complete (WE CAN'T STOP HERE. THIS IS BAT COUNTRY)

There's like twenty moar file types there to go through. Feel free to tl;dr anytime.

EDIT 2: Catch the 6000 kiraban and I'll drawr you something. Srsly. I'm making myself obligated. Just getta screenshot of it. Kthxbai.